Well this might just be the greatest time-wasting website ever: http://www.xtranormal.com/.
Animation? Cuss words? Funny accents? Check, check and check. Go give it a go. If not, this little ankle-biter is going to jack you up like this...
Note: You gotta wait like 27 seconds for it.
Crokinole tourney's a-comin, kids. Keep yer ear to the ground.

